Frequently asked questions

Are Schlumpia® kosher?


Schlumpia® are kosher-style. Schlumpia® do not contain meat from forbidden animals (pork/shellfish) and do not contain both meat and dairy.




How long will Schlumpia® last in my freezer?


Schlumpia® come frozen and vacuum sealed for freshness. They can stay frozen up to one year, but I bet you won’t be able to wait that long without heating them up and eating them. If you don’t make an entire package, you can keep the remaining Schlumpia® frozen in a Ziploc bag.




Is Uncle Larry really an uncle?


Uncle Larry is not an uncle, but the term “uncle” is used as a sign of respect in Filipino culture.




What makes Schlumpia® so special?


All Schlumpia® are hand-crafted in a commercial kitchen, using the freshest and the highest quality ingredients available and never contain any preservatives or fillers (just fillings).




What are “Heat & Eat” Schlumpia®?


“Heat & Eat” Schlumpia® are already cooked, and come frozen along with instructions on how to reheat in a conventional or toaster oven. Check out our "Heat & Eat" menu.




What is the plural of Schlumpia®?


Schlumpia® is both singular and plural. I was only going to eat one Apple Strudel Schlumpia® but I ended up eating six Apple Strudel Schlumpia®




What's with all the ® symbols?


The circle-R symbol (®) signifies that Schlumpia® is a federally registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office. It is used to deter others who may be considering adopting an identical or confusingly similar mark, but we just put it everywhere since it cost us a lot and we want to get our money's worth.




Can Uncle Larry cater my party or event?


Sure! Let Uncle Larry provide Schlumpia® and dipping sauces for your next event. Option # 1 - Hot ready to eat Schlumpia® and dipping sauces delivered to your home or office. (only available in the following towns: Basking Ridge, Bedminster, Branchburg, Bridgewater, Far Hills, Hillsborough, Somerville, Raritan, Warren, and Whitehouse) Option #2 - Frozen Schlumpia® and paired dipping sauces delivered. Just heat and serve to your guests. Option #3 - Have Uncle Larry take over your kitchen serving delicious Schlumpia® and dipping sauces while you spend time with your guests. $50 + cost of catered Schlumpia® Just give him a call or send an email to plan your catering needs. Catering orders must be made at least 7 days in advance.




What dipping sauces pair well with Schlumpia®?


To dip or not to dip; that is the question. Schlumpia® are great 'as is" right out of the oven, but also terrific when dipped. Here are some suggested pairings:

  • Potato-Onion - Sprinkle with sea salt and serve with Greek yogurt, chives, and everything bagel spice
  • Apple Strudel - Sprinkle with powdered sugar, or dip into salted caramel sauce
  • Cocktail Franks, Pastrami, Pastrami Reuben - Spicy brown deli mustard
  • Brisket, Kishka - Brown gravy like the kind served at diners with Disco Fries
  • Kasha Varnishkes - Sprinkle with sea salt and serve with sweet and sour sauce
  • Lox, Eggs, & Onions - Equal parts Greek yogurt and vegetable cream cheese, and everything bagel spice




How can I order a gift certificate?


Uncle Larry's Schlumpia® gift certificates can be purchased in any amount. We can even mail the certificate to your recipient. To order a gift certificate or for any questions, just call us or send us an email.




Does Uncle Larry deliver?


Your Schlumpia® order is delivered free to the surrounding Bridgewater, NJ area. Be on the lookout for our orange Schlumpia®mobile. Please ask us about delivery options/charges to other areas. If you are travelling far to pick up your order or will not be going directly home, bring a cooler and ice packs so your Schlumpia® will remain frozen. Once home, promptly place them in your freezer. Schlumpia®mobile




Do you make gluten-free Schlumpia®?


We tried. It didn't work. Sorry.




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Can I cook "Heat & Eat" Schlumpia® in an air fryer?


Yes - From freezer to fryer in less than 10 minutes! Place frozen Schlumpia® into air fryer basket and cook at 400° for 9-10 minutes.





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